Choral Speaking:Idiosyncrasies of Malaysians..(:

Hi3..hmm..I missed the moment where we were trying so hard for the choral speaking competition. The competition was actually a part of the activity during the Language Week at my campus. Hey!wait a minute..I am still keeping the script..lol..well..The original version is from the internet, being wrote by Cheong Zu Rong.. Since we were too "creative" enough, we had modified a little bit of the sentences from the original script. (opppss..hahaa..) By the way, thanks to Wewin for she was the one who has prepared the edited script. <3 u Wewin... Now, here it goes,

All:
Hey,hey,hey...Hello.....
Ladies and gentlemen
Let us entertain you with our 
Weird, yet hillarious tales 
About Malaysians 

1st:  Idiosyncrasies of Malaysians 
Huh? What's that? 
Little personal behaviors or nature 
Peculiar to Malaysians 
Funny but it's true 
That these observations we make 
Can be about you 



2nd:
Malaysians by large ooze charm and care 
Sensitive and mature 
We compromise 
And we share 
But why is it 
Malaysians, when behind the wheels 
Mutate into monsters! 
Rude ... 
Selfish ... 
Dangerous ... 


3rd:  Racing taxis, noisy cars 
Rushing here, rushing there 
Rushing here and everywhere!


Individual:
*Gulp!"
120km/hour?
Um..Uncle, can you slow down a bit?


All:
Immature road bullies 
Who smash windscreens and bones 
While hooting honking drivers 
Impatiently groan 
*URGH!*


Individual:
BEEP! BEEP! Come on, New driver kah?
Eh! I signaled what! 
Signal your own side lah! 
Aiyah!It's green already!Move lah!


All:
Oh, dear! Is this KL? 
Look at how they speak! 
Sshhhhh !!!!! 
(Whispering) No wonder, KL is the third rudest city in the world 
Ish..ish..ish..   We have drivers 
Who turn highways into Formula One track 




Individual:
Hey, guys! 
I am better than Michael Shumacher! 


All:  Fleeting motorcyclist 
Who zig zag their way to death 
Vroom ~ ~ Vroom ~ ~ 
Motorists suddenly slow down 
Necks outstretch 
Eyes affixed
Screech!!!


1st: 
ACCIDENT ~ ~ ACCIDENT ~ ~ 
Eh, somebody call the ambulance! 
(nee~noo~nee~noo)


2nd:
Wah, accident ah? 
Eh, go buy toto and magnum! 


3rd:
Wah, accident ah?
5 big 5 small, 9394 ar ... 


All:  We ask ourselves, whatever for? 
Just to note the number plate for a digit win 
Public toilets 
Can't live with them 
Yucks! 
Can't live without them 


Individual:  I think I'm gonna poop! 
Mummy, mummy! Do you want me to sit or stand on the toilet seat? 
No, no, darling! At home you seat, outside you stand! 


All:
Malaysians are somewhat unclear 
About what goes into where 
A peep into public toilets 
AAHHHHH!!!! 
Confirms your worst nightmare 
Malaysians 
We just love to eat 
Yummm ...


1st: 
We munch and crunch 
Chomp and chew 
Through a feast of foood 
Check out the delicacies! 


2nd:  We have 
The spiciest 
The sweetest 
Most sour 
And most bitter of food 


3rd:  Nasi lemak 
Chappati 
Sizzling steak 
Char kuey teow 
Roti canai 
Satay 

All:
Bring kiasus to the fore 
Piling their plates with soooo much food 
Still they come for more 
For more 
And more 
And more! 
Just to get their money's worth 
The results 
From size S to XXL 
XXL to ... 


Individual:
Well...You get the point? 
Obesity 
Diabetes 
Heart diseaees 


All:
(doopdoop ~ ~ doopdoop ~ ~ tooooot ~~~~) 
But then 
Everywhere we see 
Diet pills 
(Pil XXX!Guarantee to help you look slimmer in 14 days) - IndividualSurgeries 
(How about liposuction dear? It will help take off that extra fats.) - IndividualIt doesn't make sense 
Why don't we just exercise? 
There's a time in the year 
Where Malaysians behave a little queer 
Yesss! The sales are here! 
Megasales up to 30, 50, 70 percent of discounts 


Individual:(~ Gasp ~)
Oh my God!
That blouse is super cute!
Waaa..very cheap also, RM199 only!  
Buy 2 get 1 free! 
Shop 'til you drop! 
Run out of money? 


All:  Not to worry! 
We have 
American Express 
Visa Card 
Master card 
One for every occasion! 
Shopping time!


1st:
Spend, spend, spend 


2nd:
Bills, bills, bills 


3rd:  Enjoy now 
Regret later 

All:
Malaysians have a complex that 
Much is more 
Bigger is better 
Taller is terrific! 
Thus, we have 
The tallest Twin Towers 
The longest canopy walking 
The largest cooking contest 
The biggest mooncake 


Individual:
(~ Gasp ~) 
Wait! 
Not forgetting the number of trees planted


All: 
A hundred thousand trees a minute 
See, we have them all 
If we can't make it 
To the Guiness Book of Records 
 


1st:
Having heard our view 
Won't you say 
Malaysians are 
Peculiar in their nature and behavior? 


2nd:
However 
These idiosyncrasies 
For better or worse 
In sickness and in health 


Individual:  Excuse me, no marriage ceremony please.


All: 
Oops! 
Mark us as Malaysians 
As we stamp our identity 
That makes us 
Malaysians Malaysian!
Malaysia Boleh!